WOW!!

WOW!!!

I've just received a phonecall from none other than *THE* Professor Stephen Hawking!!!
Just made my blindin' day.

He said he was looking for new personal assistant and I had been highly recommended by Prof. Shanks.

However, he also said my work was a pile of **** and that I should have a "Nice Day".
These last two comments have obviously made me suspicious it wasn't him afterall :-(